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Puerto Rican, 20 years old, fangirl (I know, I'm sorry) and a big dreamer.
English to Alex Turner Dictionary
English: She was hot
Alex Turner: If you were heat seeking, she was hard to ignore
English: You don't look so good
Alex Turner: You look like you've been for breakfeast at the heartbreak hotel and sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to loose.
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bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

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batdude:

if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women

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nialllhoran:

it must be hard being a dude like the person you’re dating wants to sleep with zayn malik, your sister wants to sleep with zayn malik, your mother wants to sleep with zayn malik and you yourself want to sleep with zayn malik a little bit

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fatbabeprincess:

*kourtney kardashian voice* like literally you’re being so rude right now

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brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker)

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I’m like Kuzco in many ways, the main one being that you can’t throw me out of my groove when I’m doing homework because if you do so there’s no way I’m getting it back

Posted 17 hours ago // 1 note